Toto, I have a feeling I'm not in SoCal anymore.

Toilet paper is "loo roll", all events and classes start on time or EARLY!, Hulu isn't allowed, KKK and NAACP references in movies need to be explained (I watched A Time to Kill with my flatmates last night), buying textbooks is unheard of (thankfully the library has them all), and there is a guy in one of my classes who looks and talks exactly like this:

Classes have been good so far, and I went to an interesting LangSoc (language society) lecture last night about how we time our speech utterances. Don't worry, the room was full of other nerds who like that kind of stuff.

I'm on my way now to a class at the gym called Mind and Body. With my membership, I get a whole bunch of free stuff, so why not try Tai Chi, right?